Day 40

The following is a Public Service Announcement:

Ladies, for the love of everything that is good and decent, please accept the following advice:

1. Get a mirror (full length, please).

2. Never wear flesh tone stretch pants.

3. Never wear thong underwear under skin tight pants.

4. And never, I repeat, never wear pants that have a zipper that follows the line of your hiney (that's Dad lingo for buttocks).

To those who might be critical of my taking this picture consider this; I can rest at night knowing that I might have saved countless women (or men) from a similar fate. 

To Melissa, Thanks for being so observant.